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Clinker Boat Bar FINISHED

Greetings chaps 8-)

As you know, I've been working my last professional job part time as I also have a part time job due to circumstances and a new career change in the making - explained in this thread; viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3411

This long'ish post is all the woodwork almost complete in the workshop and almost ready for installation, which I shall update once installed within the next week or so.

The last photo in a previous thread (some weeks ago!) was all the structural work pretty much finished excluding the door as thus;
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Now on with the door.

This door was quite tricky and the best way to make it was in stages; marking, cutting, assembling, offering it into its opening and so on... It consists of splays in various directions, bends, bows, scribes etc - only the rear panel has parallel sides and even these are splayed. :P

Here it is laying on its back on a stool bench.
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Standing on its head.
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The plinth just about showing a small section of the overall curvature of the plinth.
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And of the hull's base plank - not sure of the correct terminology in boat building terms.
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Here is the door in situ viewed from inside the bar.
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And from the public's view of the bar.
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With the door now ready to hang, here are a couple of photos showing the 4" brass butts now housed and firmly fitted to this heavy door.
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The side wall showing the hinge housings cut out by hand. I've also housed the hinge's knuckles into the wall as well.
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Door now successfully hung with a few tweaks to do a bit later - now done.
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Opening in stages...
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With the door now swinging, the next stage was making/fitting the clinker planks. I've used 12.5mm birch plywood and as the maximum lengths from the sheet of ply was not going exceed 2.4M, I could only make from bow to the bar door instead of one continuous plank from bow-to-stern. Although no probs... but it would have been easier as one continuous plank per tier.

In order to achieve the horizontal sweep of the planks, I cut each plank at a width/depth of approximately 250mm allowing for a 112mm plank including the rebate. Here is the first plank clamped to the frames ready for marking.
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This is my marking gauge which I used as a guide throughout the planking.
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And now I have a pencil line to cut to using the jigsaw.
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With the first plank's lower edge cut, I offered it on to the frames to check for any adjustments.
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With the lower edge good, I then marked parallel for the upper edge and fitted this plank to the frames. Before the final fit, I fine sanded each plank by hand to a 400g.
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At this stage, I made a template for the inner line of the bow and marked the first plank before starting plank #2.
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Now on with plank #2...

Same as #1, clamped it on to the frames and marked the lower edge ready for cutting.
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This photo is actually working on #3 plank - not sure what happened to plank #2 photo, but same principle anyway.
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The lower edges from here on are rebated over the top edges of the planks below, so #2 is now rebated ready for a trial fit.
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The mock up...
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After #2 was fitted, I started to make progress with the others...
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This photo shows the door closed with some tweaking required to the lower edges of the planks.
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Although each plank is firmly fastened with screws at the top edge which are hidden by the rebates, I still needed to fasten the lower edges and for this, I used copper roofing nails pilot holed. These have worked out so well with fixing and appearance, and before the work is varnished, I shall fine sand each nail head again.

The base rail still needs some finer work with shaping, which I shall do in situ when I make & fit the bow section.
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The stern is now separated and rudder is made. The hatch is finished and I just have to finish off the bow which should be tomorrow. All going well, I can upload the final photos of the woodwork complete tomorrow or Tuesday evening. Installation is scheduled for Wednesday & Thursday.

Cheers,
8-)
 
Bloody Hell, Paul.....that is bloody fantastic and a great WIP.

:eusa-clap: :eusa-clap: :text-bravo:
 
That bar is looking great!

You been watching tips from a shipwright on youtube?

[youtube]MYyEvk0f5RE[/youtube]

Bet you could build a bar that floats...
 
Wonderful Work Paul!

You will certainly be finishing your woodworking career on a high note with this project!

Do you plan to be continuing with wood in your spare time or is this a clean break/closing the workshop down for good?

Bob
 
Thanks for the very nice comments chaps!

8-) Roger: Cheers matey!

8-) Phil: Cheers matey!

8-) Robert: Cheers matey! Yes, I did a bit of research before starting the project, although I didn't see Louis' video - thanks for posting. I watched a video of a Cornish boat builder which was very interesting - it's an art within itself. I didn't strictly follow traditional boat building methods, but it was a good experience to watch these guys work their craft.

Ha yep, a floating bar would be very cool indeed.

8-) Bob: Cheers matey! I plan to make some home projects in the future from home after shutting down the workshop for good. Although this will be some time next year, if it actually happens. I've been thinking about a home workshop in our garage, or half a garage. It will be a very small and simple workshop consisting of a vice bench with hand tools. I would love a workshop like Rob's (Woodbloke) but I don't have the room.

8-) Andy: Cheers matey! Yep, I will too.

8-) Terry: Cheers matey!

8-) Jim: Cheers matey!

8-) Malc: Cheers matey! What's an English Lou?

8-) Rod: Cheers matey!



The making is now finished and ready to deliver on site tomorrow afternoon.

Here is the bar's door & hatch and also the stern detached from the rest of the work, now with it's rudder which will be fitted to the stern during installation.
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The rudder and tiller will be fitted with screws and sections of copper pipe as spacers. I'll highlight this detail more when fitted to the stern.
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Morticed & tenoned with an oak peg.
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Now on with the bow...

This was always going to be the trickiest part of the project... and the last bit of the making.

Two pieces of 4x2 PAR glued together. Using the bow template I made earlier was the datum for the outer edge.
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Trial fit onto the bow - not bad first fit. A bit of fine tuning required.
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I temporarily secured this plumb batten which represents the wall the bow is going to be fitted to - or that's the plan! The batten is now giving me a guideline to the inside vertical edge for the bow.
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With that established, I marked up for the outer edge of the bow.
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And removed the waste.
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Another trial fit.
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This is the fillet to meet the wall.
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And glued onto the work piece. The screws are purely for clamping.
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The bow is now glued onto the bar. I still have a bit of fine tuning to do which will be done during the installation.

Here is the inside of the bar.
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And the outside.
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Report back soon when all is fully installed and certain elements will then make sense.

I just hope the bugger fits! :|

Cheers,
8-)
 
Looks wonderful, Paul. :obscene-drinkingcheers:
If it is at all possible, in the future, make something, anything!!

Skills such as you have, cannot be dismissed, at least for long. At the very least, I was able to see your work, and for that I am pleased.

from the colonies....bill
 
9fingers":320da59u said:
TrimTheKing":320da59u said:
Love that mate. What a way to bow out of your woodworking career! (See what I did there? Did ya?) :D

Going to have to issue a stern warning about this standard of humour. :lol:

Bob

He doesn't want to be thwarted and run out of port. Maybe he's harbouring a grudge ?
 
Oh do come along chaps... I do like a wave of wit, but that was all a bit ropey! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ore even... dare I say it me ‘arties... perhaps knot! :P :eusa-whistle:

Delivering the bar to the conference room on Monday was time consuming (bit like launching a ship in fact!), and a stack of brand new seats had been dumped in the bar area, plus, the chippies had fitted all the skirts around the walls where the bar was going when I specifically asked them not to. But hey-ho, there was no need for an SOS alarm as I was full steam ahead on a fish finger sarnie!

I was then a bit of a plonker later in the day. Long short of it; I stupidly left my phone case (consisting of mobile phone, debit cards, driving licence, membership cards etc) on the roof of my car and drove for two miles. Once realised, I retraced my route and saw it on the road in the middle of a traffic light junction. I hastily pulled over (although safely - I am training to be a coach driver you know!), jumped out of the car and grabbed it. Everything was thankfully there, but the phone was a bit smashed up. It could have been worse; I could have been driving a boat boom boom! :|

That evening, I then had to phone EE (my provider) for their advice, knowing I didn’t have any insurance on the handset. This is when I learnt that my contract expired back in February, yet I was still paying the contract monthly rate – I wasn’t happy.

I said to the rep over the phone: “So I’ve been paying the contract rate for 5 months when I could have been paying SIM only?”

Rep: “Yep.”
Me: “Why couldn’t EE have told me back in Feb?”
Rep: “We would have sent you a text message.”
Me: “Oh right... I never read EE text messages.” :lol: (I will now!)

While we were talking, I was searching for a phone deal on the EE website and found one just right for my usage.

Me: “Okay, I’ll go with this one!” And quoted the deal to him.

With the deal now almost anchored :| , the rep had to read the terms & conditions over the phone to me. Once he finished...

Me: “Two questions?”
Rep: “Go on.”
Me: “Can you read that again please?”
Rep: “And the second question?”
Me: “Name a female alpine skier from Germany?”
Rep: “Fanny Chmelar!”
Me: “Correct!”
Rep: “Anymore questions?”
Me: “Yes, one?”
Rep: “Go on.”
Me: “Why do I have to pay £6.95 to have my new phone delivered?”
Rep: “Company policy – everyone has to. Do you mind if I ask you a question?”
Me: “I don’t know any other alpine skiers!”
Rep: “Nothing like that... How are you fixed for home broadband?”
Me: “Well, we have it, but it’s not very good; slow connection, download can be painful... We're thinking about going over to another provider!”
Rep: “May I ask who you’re with?”
Me: “EE!”
Rep: “Ah B Jeez... you got me there! Are you serious?”
Me: “Absolutely! Check it out – it’s not good.”
Rep: “How about I give you an add-on half price deal with your new phone deal – a tablet perhaps?”
Me: “Already got one!”
Rep: "Do you share it with your wife?"
Me: "No, my wife is always on it - I never see the bloody thing!"
Rep: "Problem solved - have one for yourself?"
Me: "I don't want one!"
Rep: “Okay... I can offer you a free PlayStation?”
Me: “What am I going to do with that apart from sell it and I can’t be ar$ed?”

Slight pause...

Rep: “Okay... I’ve had a quick chat with my boss and we can exclude the postage fee and reduce your monthly plan by 25%?”
Me: "50% and you have a deal?"
Rep: "I can't do 50... 35%?"
Me: “And throw in a box of smoked kippers with a packet of Richmond sausages?”
Rep: “Urr, probably not.”
Me: Okay... ummmm... so, 45% off my monthly plan and no delivery postage?”
Rep: “35%!”
Me: “Ummmm... okay let’s do it.”
Rep: “Do you have any other questions?”
Me: “Yes, one!”
Rep: “Go on!!”
Me: “Are there colour options with the handset?”
Rep: “Black!”
Me: “No graphite grey?”
Rep: “No just black!”
Me: “Oh right................”

PAUSE.....

Rep: “Where are we with this Paul... do you want this feckin deal or not? – A B Jeez!”
Me: “Oi, don’t get blasphemous with me pal!”
Rep: “Sorry... can I post this deal to you tonight – done and dusted, sorted, finito, right now?”
Me: “Oh go on then you ole devil.”


Is there a moral to this little story... No not really; just an everyday occurrence of a pilgrim walking the path of life.

Arr me 'arties......

Batten down the 'atches.

Ahoy there yonder!

Is that land I sees before me eyes?

Aye it be that cap'n!

Ooo arrr ooo arrr me little beauties!

:obscene-drinkingcheers:

:text-bravo:
 
fiveeyes":34l6pchx said:
Looks wonderful, Paul. :obscene-drinkingcheers:
If it is at all possible, in the future, make something, anything!!

Skills such as you have, cannot be dismissed, at least for long. At the very least, I was able to see your work, and for that I am pleased.

from the colonies....bill

Thanks Bill 8-) I will indeed... Mrs P has a list of pieces she would like me to make so once I'm set up here in the garage, I can make a start. 8-)

:obscene-drinkingcheers:
 
Greetings Chaps,

Firstly, a big congratulations to France! 8-)

Righty-oh, the clinker boat bar is now fully installed and looking very nice. It just needs varnishing & painting which my landlord is going to do. I exceeded the budget somewhat, but he still got a good job for less than if this project was for a normal client.

Here are some finished photos of the work from various angles.

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So, to recap...
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The finished work ended up 4M in length (including the rudder), a smidgen under 1M high and 620mm deep. The bar holds an unusually superb presence when entering the room and I think it's going to receive many comments when people walk in and see it for the first time.

This clinker boat bar is going to be named THE RODNEY, after an extremely talented man called Rod who built the holiday cottages and various other buildings on the farm including this conference building pretty much single handed over the last 30 years. He was diagnosed with cancer last October and sadly passed away Easter Sunday.

My last professional job now complete - my work here is done.

8-) 8-)
 
Lovely work Paul
Also the surname of an Admiral from Nelsons time and a battleship involved in the sinking of the Bismarck.

Rod
 
Beautiful mate, and also sad we won’t see any more of your myriad varied projects.

Make sure you don’t bloody leave us completely just because you’re not wholly wood based now! ;)
 
Pinch":2p2y7b3z said:
My last professional job now complete - my work here is done.

8-) 8-)

I don't believe it....I won't be 'aving it! [emoji25]



Excellent stuff, when you making the shark? [emoji3]



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Jimmy Mack":182vqd18 said:
Pinch":182vqd18 said:
My last professional job now complete - my work here is done.

8-) 8-)

I don't believe it....I won't be 'aving it! [emoji25]

Excellent stuff, when you making the shark? [emoji3]

Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk


Jaws droppingly good.
 
Andyp":2z1g2sbu said:
Jimmy Mack":2z1g2sbu said:
Pinch":2z1g2sbu said:
My last professional job now complete - my work here is done.

8-) 8-)

I don't believe it....I won't be 'aving it! [emoji25]

Excellent stuff, when you making the shark? [emoji3]

Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk


Jaws droppingly good.

:text-+1:

:text-bravo: Pinch :text-bravo:
 
Rod":2qnnrzr7 said:
Lovely work Paul
Also the surname of an Admiral from Nelsons time and a battleship involved in the sinking of the Bismarck.

Rod

Cheers Rod, yes, a few of us on the farm made some research and discovered the The Rodney helped to sink the Bismarck, but didn't know about the Admiral - thanks. 8-)
 
Woodbloke":2smrsrfb said:
Nice job, unusal...could be time to 'splice the mainbrace' for more than one reason :D - Rob

Indeed, a good splice on the mainbrace followed by the pisssst sound of an ice cold beer top being removed from the bottle. 8-)
 
TrimTheKing":1deerap1 said:
Beautiful mate, and also sad we won’t see any more of your myriad varied projects.

Make sure you don’t bloody leave us completely just because you’re not wholly wood based now! ;)

Cheers Marcus 8-)

Yep, most definitely - I'll still be around making the occasional ar$e of myself :eusa-whistle:

I have a small project for my daughter's wedding to post up soon too. 8-)
 
Jimmy Mack":mcjbwesx said:
Pinch":mcjbwesx said:
My last professional job now complete - my work here is done.

8-) 8-)

I don't believe it....I won't be 'aving it! [emoji25]



Excellent stuff, when you making the shark? [emoji3]



Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

Darn good show sir - nor me! I'll be posting home woody stuff sometime in the future. I'm having an idea to make a tree with some funky cheeky little shelves and dangly lights. 8-)
 
Andyp":3d4inqnu said:
Jimmy Mack":3d4inqnu said:
Pinch":3d4inqnu said:
My last professional job now complete - my work here is done.

8-) 8-)

I don't believe it....I won't be 'aving it! [emoji25]

Excellent stuff, when you making the shark? [emoji3]

Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk


Jaws droppingly good.

Cheers Andy 8-)
 
I popped up to the events room this afternoon to see how farmer chap was getting on with the varnishing and finishing off the room for his ma's 95th birthday party this coming Sunday.

I was very pleasantly surprised and snapped a couple of cheeky photos.

The pics really don't do the bar justice. It looks stunning and the birch clinker planks talk to you as you move around the bar - truly taken back by it's presence - very beautiful.

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Right... that's it now.

:obscene-drinkingcheers:
 
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