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Hello,

Just a traveller amongst boards seeking the answers to life, the universe and things I don't know about (which to be fair is pretty much everything).
 
Hi Toby and welcome.

You'll find plenty of answers here, many of which oto questions you didn't even ask! :lol: :obscene-drinkingcheers:
 
TobyT":140q40qk said:
....seeking the answers to life, the universe and things I don't know about (which to be fair is pretty much everything).
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It's 42. Need you ask? :)

Welcome Toby.
 
3 Posts before I got 42 :-)

What is the question? I can't think of a woodworking one that fits the bill at the moment. Apologies to those that haven't read THGTTG.
 
TobyT":2euppa48 said:
3 Posts before I got 42 :-)

What is the question? I can't think of a woodworking one that fits the bill at the moment. Apologies to those that haven't read THGTTG.
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No apologies needed, Toby and welcome to the forum.
 
The onlt thing you need to apologies about to a person who hasnt read thgttg is the fact they are heathens.

Welcome along, anyone seen a mouse recently?
 
novocaine":v9smzxz0 said:
The onlt thing you need to apologies about to a person who hasnt read thgttg is the fact they are heathens.

Welcome along, anyone seen a mouse recently?
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No, and I haven't seen any telephone sanitisers doing their stuff recently either. Should we be worried?
 
novocaine":pl2oayki said:
......Welcome along, anyone seen a mouse recently?
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It's hiding under the towel. I mean, you HAVE got a towel, haven't you?
 
Welcome Toby. I was going to ask what THHGTTG was. Then I thought about it for a while and thought I should ask a better question so I thought back to a joke I read the other day and a question I asked my mate Scottish Alex. We were in the pub and I was doing the crossword. Picture it. I know the pubs are shut. It's a joke alright.
"Alex mate. I'm stuck. 8 across. Starts with M. Ends with D. Eight letters big man."
"Oh aye, what's the clue?"

"Stuck on a desert Island."
"Easy! Marooned."

"Thanks!" I said. "I'll have a pint of guiness".
 
We just don't have a big enough selection of emoticons for that......

:lol:
 
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Chris101":133s77vu said:
Welcome Toby. I was going to ask what THHGTTG was. Then I thought about it for a while and thought I should ask a better question so I thought back to a joke I read the other day and a question I asked my mate Scottish Alex. We were in the pub and I was doing the crossword. Picture it. I know the pubs are shut. It's a joke alright.
"Alex mate. I'm stuck. 8 across. Starts with M. Ends with D. Eight letters big man."
"Oh aye, what's the clue?"

"Stuck on a desert Island."
"Easy! Marooned."

"Thanks!" I said. "I'll have a pint of guiness".
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What’s that jumping marsupial called, slightly smaller than a kangaroo?
 
Chris101":3o7qxni2 said:
Welcome Toby. I was going to ask what THHGTTG was. Then I thought about it for a while and thought I should ask a better question so I thought back to a joke I read the other day and a question I asked my mate Scottish Alex. We were in the pub and I was doing the crossword. Picture it. I know the pubs are shut. It's a joke alright.
"Alex mate. I'm stuck. 8 across. Starts with M. Ends with D. Eight letters big man."
"Oh aye, what's the clue?"

"Stuck on a desert Island."
"Easy! Marooned."

"Thanks!" I said. "I'll have a pint of guiness".
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https://media4.giphy.com/media/ytTYwIlbD1FBu/giphy.gif
 
Chris101":152uf9l6 said:
Welcome Toby. I was going to ask what THHGTTG was. Then I thought about it for a while and thought I should ask a better question so I thought back to a joke I read the other day and a question I asked my mate Scottish Alex. We were in the pub and I was doing the crossword. Picture it. I know the pubs are shut. It's a joke alright.
"Alex mate. I'm stuck. 8 across. Starts with M. Ends with D. Eight letters big man."
"Oh aye, what's the clue?"

"Stuck on a desert Island."
"Easy! Marooned."

"Thanks!" I said. "I'll have a pint of guiness".
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Miss Marple was in a compartment with her friend on the 6.30pm train to Bognor Regis, both doing the Times crossword. They could see seated opposite an elderly vicar also doing the Times crossword. Miss Marples' friend leaned over to her and whispered "I'm stuck on 5 Down.....the clue is "Definitely female'. Four letters. Something ..unt". "That's easy" said Miss Marple. "Aunt". "Damn" said the vicar scrubbing his own answer out.
 
RogerS":9o2m28h7 said:
Miss Marple was in a compartment with her friend on the 6.30pm train to Bognor Regis, both doing the Times crossword. They could see seated opposite an elderly vicar also doing the Times crossword. Miss Marples' friend leaned over to her and whispered "I'm stuck on 5 Down.....the clue is "Definitely female'. Four letters. Something ..unt". "That's easy" said Miss Marple. "Aunt". "Damn" said the vicar scrubbing his own answer out.
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All the camouflage about Miss Marple and the train times. :eusa-clap:
 
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