This is not my original idea and I do not know who to thank, but I wrote this particular version and have sung it a few time at Open Mic nights. If you understand, you understand.
The IT Engineer's Lament
Yesterday, I thought backups were a waste of pay,
Now my database has gone away,
Oh, I believe in Yesterday.
Suddenly, there's not half the files there use to be,
There's a virus hanging over me,
The Server crashed so suddenly
I clicked something wrong,
What it was, I couldn't say,
Now my spreadsheet's gone and I long for Yesterday.
Yesterday, I was writing emails all the day,
But now there's a ransom I must pay,
Oh, I believe in Yesterday.
What the problem was, I don't know, it didn't say,
Just a 404,
IT WAS THERE!
Just Yesterday!
Yesterday, I thought all my work was here to stay,
Now I only want to cry today,
Oh, I believe in Yesterday.
Mmm, mmm, mm-mmm, mmm, mm-mmm.