It's not hard. Use a spokeshave to round over edges a bit to simulate wear, e.g., chair armrests, and what about shoe damage to chair or table stretchers? Bash the bottom of legs of tables, for example, with the edge of chisels or similar and the ball of ball pein hammers, and maybe pin hammers to simulate the bashes such legs get there. Use large link chains to inflict some damage to flat surfaces and edges here and there. Get a screw or a nail and scratch some surfaces. Drill bits and a drill have their role as do abrasive papers. Do you need to make the bottom of the legs wormy or spongy looking because they've been hit by wet mops many times over the centuries? You'll need a bit of stain and/or dye to simulate surface age and revealed lighter wood colour where damage has occurred, along perhaps with wax, some coloured.Has anyone ever successfully distressed a piece of oak furniture? If so, how?
It's not hard.......
.... Deliberate damage to what end. If it is trying to make furniture look much older than it is, then that is really fakery isn't it?.......
Oh well, I take your point. I didn't find it hard when I had to undertake distressing work. My boss wanted me to do it decades ago now. He paid me so I just whacked away, ha, ha. Slainte.Overcoming the mental hurdle of deliberately damaging something you've just spent possibly hundreds of hours making seems INCREDIBLY hard to me.
It's the randomising aspect of any of the techniques which worries me (when humans try to do anything randomly they end up producing patterns).......but handing a hammer to a 3 or 4 year old would likely produce something pretty random. This idea isn't as daft as it sounds.Invite your local playgroup over for half an hour. That should do it!
I would start with a piece of wood say 90cm x 30cm and try different techniques using various objects already mentioned.
I'm just not doing that Jim. I'm making a table and 8 (or 10) chairs.Can’t you find something that you like in an antique shop or auction?
I guess it would be a similar price to the timber you would use for construction.
Always amazes me how cheap “brown furniture “ is these days.
Example: https://www.loveantiques.com/items/...ury-oak-refectory-dining-table-c1660-LA531860
Don't do it then! I think it will always look fake?Overcoming the mental hurdle of deliberately damaging something you've just spent possibly hundreds of hours making seems INCREDIBLY hard to me.
Gently taking the arrises off some edges with a rasp or sander to create a well worn feel is one thing. Or sanding through the stain to create an aged patina might be OK. Doing physical damage to something you spent hundreds of hours making is too much to contemplate.
I agree with these two statements, I’ve always hated new furniture that is deliberately bashed about, we have just got rid of a HUGE piece of furniture that had its makers badly applied distressing all over it, one that really stood out as being ridiculous was on the face of the cornice 9’ off the ground.Ive done it a few times over the years. Its not my cup of tea. For what its worth (not much), I would say its more about "wear" than "damage"
Scrub away spring growth from the grain, dub corners over and use burnishers on edges/corners but hitting with chains and hammers? that will never look anything other than fake.
Gently taking the arrises off some edges with a rasp or sander to create a well worn feel is one thing. Or sanding through the stain to create an aged patina might be OK. Doing physical damage to something you spent hundreds of hours making is too much to contemplate.
Ive done it a few times over the years. Its not my cup of tea. For what its worth (not much), I would say its more about "wear" than "damage"
Scrub away spring growth from the grain, dub corners over and use burnishers on edges/corners but hitting with chains and hammers? that will never look anything other than fake.
You could maybe use a bit more camber on the blade than you might normally use. It would leave a subtly wavy surface. I'm not suggesting full on scrub plane level scallops. Same effect but more subtle.I think this is probably the approach I'll take. Along with hand planing the table top, and not aiming to completely flatten it perfectly, it's probably about the most "damage" I can imagine inflicting on something I've made.





Yep, I've a couple of planes set up like this. I'll scrub plane (diagonally), then not be quite so assiduous as normal in smoothing off afterwards.You could maybe use a bit more camber on the blade than you might normally use. It would leave a subtly wavy surface. I'm not suggesting full on scrub plane level scallops. Same effect but more subtle.
It's a question of degree I think. I made a JK wall hung cabinet thingie a couple of years ago and wasn't quite as careful as I should have been when gluing up the carcass and as a consequence the door never, ever fitted correctly. I couldn't correct it without someone noticing the 'bodge' so yesterday I took a lump hammer to it and it's now in the bin. I call it extreme distressing... it's probably about the most "damage" I can imagine inflicting on something I've made.
The whole cabinet, but I saved the door and drawers for use in another one - RobGlad to hear Rob. But I don’t understand you waiting 2 years to rid yourself of a constant reminder.
Just thought, was it the door or the whole cabinet that you trashed?
Yep. I'm not great with finishing, so I am going to have to think this through a bit......but a bright glossy deep finish wouldn't give the feel I'm after, certainly.I guess another thing to consider is the finish? I'm thinking apply a finish and partially remove and maybe wax over that to replicate what could typically happen over time? Just a thought... I haven't tried it.
Or even some "resist" ??Yep. I'm not great with finishing, so I am going to have to think this through a bit......but a bright glossy deep finish wouldn't give the feel I'm after, certainly.