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A little light amusement

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This tickled me this morning...

Went to Co-Op on way home from the dentist this morning to get me some bacon and sausage for brekkie. Nearly always use the self scan tills and have mastered the timing of swiping my membership card to cut off the voice.

This morning I scan all my stuff in then just as the computer starts to talk I scan my card, cutting her off mid sentence…"To collect your points please scan your member…" at which point I hear a ladies voice from the till queue say "Oooooh saucy!'

I looked behind me while laughing to see a fairly attractive middle aged lady in business attire suddenly turn bright red and cover her mouth with her hand. Pretty sure she meant to think it but not say it out loud.

I was almost in tears laughing as I passed her to leave, still with her hand over her face, bright red and unable to look at me!!! [emoji23][emoji23]
 
9fingers":3vc1xo1m said:
RogerM":3vc1xo1m said:
Well, what do you expect if you insist on having a bar code tattooed on it.
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That's not a barcode, just a ruler!!
:lol:

bob
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

The two of you been spending some time together?

:lol: :lol:
 
The penny has just dropped... with Bob's comment, if you played your cards right Markus, the attractive lady could have got 'A little light refreshment' :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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