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Rod":2l6xskp4 said:Enjoy the enema! [emoji12]
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RogerS":1x6lr852 said:The only time I've ever had an endoscopy was after my gliding accident. Not my fault...the Chief Flying Officer with 2000+ hours was in control when we had our 'incident' and the top strand of the stock-proof fence tried to decapitate me. I was sitting in the front seat, the canopy shattered, large cut on my cheek bone and luckily we came to a stop with the wings hitting a couple of sturdy fence posts and said wire across my throat with my head pushed right back. Lots of blood from the cut and off for an over-nighter at Cheltenha General who were great.
"Ooh, they won't let you home tonight" said the nurse. "Far too interesting. No-one's ever come in with that sort of injury before and a fractured hyoid is most unusual".
"But I need to be out of here tomorrow as I have a job interview that I have to get to", says I...(thinking to myself "I've got to get from Cheltenham back to Bidford-on-Avon, collect my car, drive back to Malvern, get suited up, drive down to Cheam for a 4pm interview....mmmm :eusa-think: )
So there I am the next morning and the consultant is doing his rounds complete with training entourage. Asks me how I'm feeling..."OK, I say, still a little discomfort swallowing". He wandered off muttering 'endoscopy'.
"Hang on a moment" I called out. The ward sister spun round and glared at me as if to say 'You don't speak out like that to the consultant'.
"The deal was that I'd be out of here first thing" and the consultant then went on to say that they wanted to check the back of my throat etc to check things were OK. "Don't worry" he said "I'll put you at the front of the list".
So I waited. And waited. After a while I asked one of the nurses what the hold-up was and she said that they couldn't get hold of a porter to wheel down. "Wheel me down? I can run there". And so I did.
Now, picture this. The day of the gliding accident was a gloriously hot Sunday. I'd gone up gliding wearing a pair of scruffy fairly skimpy shorts (one has to take every opportunity to work on ones tan, after all), T-shirt and scruffy trainers. The T-shirt had long gone covered as it was in water and blood from my cut (ten stitches done through my beard as I didn't want to shave it off for the interview). But that morning, the weather outside was foul, grey, cold and raining. Everyone else was swaddled up in warm, wet-weather clothing. And there is this dishevelled individual just wearing shorts and trainers padding his way down the corridors. "Security ?! Security !? There's a madman wandering around half naked". :lol:
Good luck with your procedure, Paul.
And remember the pictures![]()
Pinch":3jlmud19 said:Did you make the interview and get the job?![]()
Pinch":3jlmud19 said:Gliding is a strong activity here and it always amazes me the altitude some of these guys make. I mean, really really high. :shock:
RogerS":17aafdsn said:Pinch":17aafdsn said:Did you make the interview and get the job?![]()
No ! After all that. The feedback was that on initial impressions I was a bit stiff. Even though I'd pointed out that I had ten stitches in my cheek and we spent a lot of time talking about flying (he flew choppers).
Pinch":17aafdsn said:Gliding is a strong activity here and it always amazes me the altitude some of these guys make. I mean, really really high. :shock:
That's probably the Dorset Gliding Club at Hyde
https://youtu.be/_JPDAXdExYE
Malc2098":1ho3zet2 said:Good luck, Paul!
Malc2098":3ep2btpi said:Fred Scuttle?!! More like Cosmo Smallpiece!
Tusses":2d3zhxv2 said:do you have much salt Paul ?
I'd be aiming for 120/80 or less
RogerS":1h2sf79q said:Dark chocolate - good.
Milk chocolate - bad.
Cadbury's - beyond the pale :lol:
Andyp":14kgwke5 said:You don't have to give up anything Paul. just everything in moderation![]()
Tusses":1p6zn5jx said:do you have much salt Paul ?
I'd be aiming for 120/80 or less
RogerS":348psu6n said:One of the many interesting current developments in medicine is drug-gene testing or pharmacogenomics. There is a test available..eye-wateringly expensive at around £2.5k...and what it does is tell you what drugs are effective, which are not, which will give you side-effects etc etc. SWMBO has researched this and is rather keen on it. Her research is 99.99% always spot-on and so good enough for me to think about it (need the £2.5k first).
The other thing to mention in passing and which some folk might not be aware of and that is why some drugs come in different strengths eg 25mg, 50mg and 100mg. The reason is that the waste-disposak unit in the body aka the liver metabolises anything that shouldn't be there ie drugs. But folk are different and so if your liver metabolises a certain drug too fast before the drug has any effect then the doctor will up the dosage to the next size. Of course, if one had pharmacogenomic testing then they'd get it right first time.
And the other temporal factor and of relevance to Pinch is the gut-transit time. The antibiotic that he's been prescribed is a 'delayed release' by giving it a coating that gradually gets dissolved/eaten away by the digestive system. The idea being that it releases the drug at the right place and the right time. Trouble is that folk have different gut transit times and even their average time can vary dramatically. Pace a vindaloo.
Rod":30pp9vnw said:I suppose I'm fairly lucky in that I'm surrounded by Medics - my wife is a Pharmacist, my elder daughter a hospital Sister, my younger daughter a hospital Consultant and a son-in-law is a Neurosurgeon.
I have always been guided by them and they certainly advise traditional "normal" hospital practices and treatment.
I cannot help thinking Paul that your diet must be part of your problems - have you ever been referred to a Dietician?
Eating big meals, curries, red meat, processed meat, bread and beer are not good for the sensitive gut.
Rod
Pinch":3tpa19uh said:....
I tell you, my blood is boiling, especially since watching the headline news tonight. :twisted: