Arriving back home yesterday we spotted Dave, the Parcelforce driver, coming down our drive. So we overshot the turn-off to let him go by, then we reversed back and drove up to the house. Little card in the door.."How silly", we said. "He saw us stopped and he also stopped for a few seconds but then he drove off without giving us the parcel".
We read the card. "Left in garage". Que? The garage was locked.
"Ah, it will be inside the open woodstore. Clever old Dave". Nothing.
"Ah, perhaps it is something thin enough to slide under the locked up-and-over garage doors". So I unlocked the door to see a parcel...far too big to slide underneath the door. So how ? I have no idea.
We read the card. "Left in garage". Que? The garage was locked.
"Ah, it will be inside the open woodstore. Clever old Dave". Nothing.
"Ah, perhaps it is something thin enough to slide under the locked up-and-over garage doors". So I unlocked the door to see a parcel...far too big to slide underneath the door. So how ? I have no idea.