It's not all bad ....

[RogerS]

...seeing as only a few miles away in the tiniest of tiny towns (more a large villageTBH) there is the leisure centre with a reasonable gym and ..


.....


... a heated outdoor swimming pool !

Yes!!

 

[AndyP]

Wimp!

 

[Doug]

Not sure why you would want either but if they float your boat then good for you Rog

 

[Phil]

Wimp!

:lol:


Don't forget the be bently-belt and the water wings.

 

[RogerS]

Wimp!

:lol:


Don't forget the be bently-belt and the water wings.

You'll be telling me I need a cossie next

 

[Malc2098]

Wimp!

:lol:


Don't forget the be bently-belt and the water wings.

You'll be telling me I need a cossie next

Nope! You'll get a nice, warm DRY cell much quicker without one.

 

[Phil]

Wimp!

:lol:


Don't forget the be bently-belt and the water wings.

You'll be telling me I need a cossie next

No, you will be wearing one of these ...............

(Roger at the sea side :lol: )

 

[RogerS]

Excellent :eusa-clap:

Actually it reminds me of a rather funny story. I visited a naturist beach in Spain but one thing I couldn't work out was why most of the blokes were putting on bathing shorts when they went into the water. Being a macho sort of chap I thought "Huh...wimps" and strode down for a swim.

I soon found out as to why as my dangly bits apparently looked like an extremely large worm to some of the fish.

 

[Rod]

There’s a fish, I think in South America, that enters the dangly bits even those “protected” by clothing!!
Very difficult to remove.

Rod

 

[RogerS]

There’s a fish, I think in South America, that enters the dangly bits even those “protected” by clothing!!
Very difficult to remove.

Rod

Ah yes, Todgeribus Eatibus :lol:

If any of your guys down in the 'Storm Zone' would like a bit of spare sunshine then we've got loads at the moment. Lovin' it.

 

[Malc2098]

That bloomin' rain has caused my bloomin' weeds to be twice the size they were yesterday!

Or it was all that zapping by the lightening has mutated them into triffids!

 

[RogerS]

That bloomin' rain has caused my bloomin' weeds to be twice the size they were yesterday!

Or it was all that zapping by the lightening has mutated them into triffids!

Rain ? Did someone mention rain ....grounds parched. We're in a time-warp, I tell you.

 

[Malc2098]

That bloomin' rain has caused my bloomin' weeds to be twice the size they were yesterday!

Or it was all that zapping by the lightening has mutated them into triffids!

Rain ? Did someone mention rain ....grounds parched. We're in a time-warp, I tell you.

We're expecting more tomorrow. I'll parcel some up and post it up to you!

 

[RogerS]

That bloomin' rain has caused my bloomin' weeds to be twice the size they were yesterday!

Or it was all that zapping by the lightening has mutated them into triffids!

Rain ? Did someone mention rain ....grounds parched. We're in a time-warp, I tell you.

We're expecting more tomorrow. I'll parcel some up and post it up to you!

 

[Malc2098]

And when it rains next, your weeds will look like triffids!

 

[SamQ aka Ah! Q!]

We're on clay soil over 'ere in '40 shades'. Paths now have yawning gaps at the sides after 6 days over 20 degrees an' no cloud cover. Rained pitifully during the night; just settled the dust!

Sunburnt Sam