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Non-delivery today. Tracking the item says this

Your parcel has been returned to our depot following an attempted delivery or a problem locating the address. Our driver will have left a card explaining what to do next.

So, Sherlock, if he had a problem locating the address then how could he leave a card ? :eusa-think:

It does not compute.
 
Andyp":2lqzi09x said:
I bet his lorry was too big to get up your drive.
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LOL...I suspect it was a relief as the usual guy has been here loads of times. It's the lack of logic in their wording that gets me....

..We couldn't find you so we left a card'.
 
I got a parcel delivery the other day - he rang the door bell, left the parcel and was off before I could get there.
Very soon I got an email saying "sorry they had missed me but left the parcel in a safe place" - missed me, they never gave me a chance!

Rod
 
'twas the usual driver who's a top bloke.

He had a puncture. Parcelfarce regulations say that he can't change the tyre...HS&E doncha know. So he had to wait for 3.5 hours for the official breakdown vehicle to travel the 2o :eusa-think: minutes from its depot.
 
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