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A tad of mirth

There were three Indian squaws.
One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
 
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire, ... and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

Ok, I am on my way out.
 
I tripped over in the tailors shop yesterday.

Did they drag you up?

No, they fitted me up with a three piece suit.
 
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Cabinetman said:
I have a feeling that that’s the Kray twins, didn’t know they were into woodworking? Nailing people to things maybe?
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I reckon you’ll find it’s from ‘Goodfellas’. Those guys didn’t have nail guns… just plain, simple shooters. Actually, it’s a good film and well worth hunting out.
 
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